I got home with my shirt plastered to my chest, that post-game sweat mixing with the grime and August air until it felt like my pores were leaking cement. I dragged my feet through the front door and could already hear Mom on her phone in the kitchen, barking out some work thing. I considered … Read more
You know those viral gym fails where dudes show up in flip-flops, or the benches collapse mid-rep, and everyone in the comments just roasts them to hell? Today, I was that guy. Only, it wasn’t a bench that failed me, it was the goddamn gym itself. Closed for emergency maintenance, which is code for the … Read more
I’d been obsessed with my sister since the day she got boobs. That sounds wrong, but there it is, out loud, the thing that lived in the back of my skull since age thirteen: my big sister Mia was gorgeous, wild and way out of my league even if I wasn’t related. She had high … Read more
My laptop was propped on my knees and I was halfway through a binge of James Bond movies when the front door banged open and let in a blast of humidity and the scent of wet sand. And Mia, tracking both behind her. I didn’t need to look up to know it was my sister. … Read more
I came home on a Friday night to the smell of vodka, Red Bull and someone’s burnt microwave popcorn. I hadn’t planned to be back until Sunday, but my buddy Nick’s flu was so aggressive it killed his desire for hanging out. So I bailed early and drove home, still wearing the last clean pair … Read more
It started the way the best stories do: with a crash and a sob. I was grinding through a final paper in the upstairs study, the house so silent I could hear the click of the fridge three rooms away, when the front door banged open below me and a strangled little animal noise echoed … Read more
If anyone asked me what it was like living with my older sister, I could give them the short answer, “insufferable” or the long answer, which would be a novel-length confession I’d never actually say out loud. When you’ve got a sibling like Sophie, the only thing you learn fast is how to deal with … Read more
It was summer break, I was nineteen, and I was staying at my mother’s place. I woke up to sheets tented by the most obscene morning wood of my life while someone down the hall made sounds like they’re drowning in a porn audition. And that someone had to be my older sister, Alexandra. The … Read more
After my eighteenth birthday, my older sister, Nathalia, wanted to help me experience the world as an adult. She thought it’d be fun to go on an adventure, so she decided to take me on a skiing trip to Aspen. By the time we landed at Aspen/Pitkin County Airport, it was late in the evening. … Read more
I was chilling on the couch, scrolling through my phone, when a DM suddenly popped up. I opened it, and my eyes went wide. It was a full nude: a girl with natural D-cup breasts, tight, narrow cleavage, rosy pink areolas, and small, short nipples that matched perfectly. My gaze dropped straight to her freshly … Read more